i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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