girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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