did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie