So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"