I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
