you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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