quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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