i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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