There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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