i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Two words: nipple clamps
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