I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
