Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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