yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
