Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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