Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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