idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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