Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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