tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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