I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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It's blow job season.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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