It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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