i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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