She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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