I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
50% drunk capacity currently
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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