I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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