So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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