wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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