she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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