I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I need to align my fucking chakras
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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