I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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