Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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