Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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