That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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