so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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