Fuck appropriateness.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Alive.
So much puke
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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