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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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