She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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