quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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