she is the kim kardashian of front butts
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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