I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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