Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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