If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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