next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
