She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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