This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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