he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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