This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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