Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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