so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
