I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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