TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
