I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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