Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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