Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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