Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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