I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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