Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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