is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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